"I don't know about that," Neil says. He thinks he's awfully ordinary on a regular day, and that's no different right now except that he's shorter and has more hair and, well, breasts. And while Rosie isn't the type to get his motor running, he can objectively know that she's beautiful.

He puts the jeans and shirt on with little issue, since it's just like putting on his normal jeans and shirt, and he even wears it just like he would normally, with the shirt tucked in and everything. And then he goes to smooth his hands across how it sits and he frowns.

"Why are the pockets so small?"